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sador
Half-elven


Feb 7 2013, 7:55pm

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Ooh, I missed it! [In reply to] Can't Post

It's almost up there with something I've heard in my brief sojourn at a teaching seminary:
"We are not supposed to feed the students with a teaspoon. Our job is to provide them with stilts, to enable them to swim by themselves."

Thus spake a senior instructor, who has a long and successful career of teaching behind him. I kid you not.


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Feb 7 2013, 8:13pm

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It's worth keeping in mind [In reply to] Can't Post

that we don't like name-calling either.

Our new board member has strong opinions but he hasn't breached the Terms of Service yet. That this thread has remained should prove that we do allow discussions that are negative about PJ's films - as long as they stay within our rules of behaviour. This thread has brushed close to those rules a few times and we are keeping an eye on it, but so far it's OK.

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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shadowdog
Rohan

Feb 7 2013, 8:14pm

Post #103 of 148 (580 views)
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HUH [In reply to] Can't Post

Did you ever try to swim on stilts??????? Evil


sharpened_graphite
Rivendell

Feb 7 2013, 8:20pm

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"I would agree that the OP post was not the most diplomatically worded OP ever, but that does not make the points or post, or opinion invalid either. In my view there is much to complain about in PJ's films, particuarly as adaptations of the source materi [In reply to] Can't Post

That's partially my point. As a fan of most of PJ's work who nevertheless doesn't agree with every decision PJ and co had, I'm more than happy to hear constructive criticism, as long as it's thought out and intelligently worded.

I am, however, going to take issue with your assertion that the people most impressed by effects are "dim". As an aspiring illustrator (and generally visually oriented person) I'd like to say that the visuals by themselves, are as important to the making of a great film as acting, or writing or music. And a movie sometimes exists for the sake of one or two exquisite shots that it contains, however awful the acting or the writing. The stone giants sequence alone (however disparaged it may be by some) is enough to make a short film of considerable artistic value, if only for the imagery contained therein. And that is what you'd reduce to the term of "effects", which is a terribly unfair outlook on cinema which is first and foremost a visual medium. My point is, AUJ is a beautiful and valuable work of cinematic art even if it doesn't live to anyone's expectations, and there's much to be appreciated or learned from in it, even when speaking of just "effects" which translates into thousands of hours of work by talented animators, 3D modelers and texture and concept artists.


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Feb 7 2013, 8:20pm

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Wow, that's all kinds of mixed metaphors... [In reply to] Can't Post

maybe he wanted you should remember it?Laugh


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Feb 7 2013, 8:22pm

Post #106 of 148 (582 views)
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What does [In reply to] Can't Post

spoon feeding have to do with swimming, or stilts? Would love to have been there.


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Feb 7 2013, 8:24pm

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I miss Phibbus. Thanks for tracking him down for us. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Feb 7 2013, 8:28pm

Post #108 of 148 (562 views)
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That references a P-47 Thunderbolt -- [In reply to] Can't Post

If you play with sharks you're gonna crash and burn.


(This post was edited by SirDennisC on Feb 7 2013, 8:28pm)


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Feb 7 2013, 8:34pm

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Hey, long time [In reply to] Can't Post

Good to see you sinister... actually this thread has brought a few old friends back to play.

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macfalk
Valinor


Feb 7 2013, 8:35pm

Post #110 of 148 (565 views)
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Well... [In reply to] Can't Post

A troll is a troll Tongue



The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.


macfalk
Valinor


Feb 7 2013, 8:37pm

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Of course they are not. [In reply to] Can't Post

They are not meant to be "children films". If that is what you expected when you went in to see AUJ, then I understand that you are dissapointed with the outcome. The label "children's book" implies that the book is of less value than other books which I find untrue, because TH is a lot more than a generic book for kids.



The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

(This post was edited by macfalk on Feb 7 2013, 8:39pm)


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Feb 7 2013, 8:42pm

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Gah, I mean P-40 Warhawk [In reply to] Can't Post

and it's a tiger not a shark... this is getting worse instead of better. Laugh

If you swim with tigers you're gonna crash and burn.


arithmancer
Grey Havens

Feb 7 2013, 8:53pm

Post #113 of 148 (529 views)
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Not that I could tell the difference...:-) [In reply to] Can't Post

My first thought was "are those tanks"? (But Google says warplanes.)


JWPlatt
Grey Havens


Feb 7 2013, 8:54pm

Post #114 of 148 (540 views)
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Visuals & Claustrophobia [In reply to] Can't Post


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...the visuals by themselves, are as important to the making of a great film as acting, or writing or music. And a movie sometimes exists for the sake of one or two exquisite shots that it contains, however awful the acting or the writing.

You just described Ridley Scott's Prometheus. Ridley retains my respect for being a visual director, as I'm sure he does yours, being a visual artist yourself. But as a shepard for his writer, Damon Lindelof, and advocate for his audience, he was deeply, deeply negligent. Just remember that for yourself.

As for The Hobbit, the CGI Goblin Bridge and Rabbit Run sequences were anything but beautiful in more ways than just aesthetics. The rest was good.

Also, there have been more than a few posts here lambasting the stone giant sequence as, basically, overindulgent. The common point was made that watching them in the background, as it was in the book, would have been more artistic and pleasing than putting the Dwarves on the legs of the giants and in mortal peril with yet another one of Jackson's death fake-outs that no one believes because the story has been known for 80 years. Close-up action like that frequently removes the beauty of a scene when it should have been shot from further away to let us absorb it. The James Bond film, Quantum of Solace, with Marc Forster directing, was criticized for this same thing - the cinematography was too close; too claustrophobic in places.


(This post was edited by JWPlatt on Feb 7 2013, 8:56pm)


pettytyrant101
Lorien


Feb 7 2013, 8:58pm

Post #115 of 148 (538 views)
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I studied graphic design at college [In reply to] Can't Post

and these days I do 3D modellling and rendering as a hobby.
I have no lack of appreciation on both artistic and technical matters for the effects teams (and especially how long it takes to do, even 1 second of film)- but that does not stop the content from suffering from PJ never knowing when he needs a bit of restraint, or even when enough is enough.

Pj loves spectacle, and he likes to have a lot of it, even when, in my opinion the implausibility of it all, and the necessity therefore for his main characters to be 'invincible' or unbelievably lucky during it undermines any sense of peril.

Why should I care or feel that Thorin is going to be in any danger from Azog at the end when I have just spent the last hour watching him be bashed and thrown about on mountains, falling impossible heights and bouncing about like a ruber ball?
Effects should faccilitate the narrative- not replace it.


sador
Half-elven


Feb 7 2013, 9:00pm

Post #116 of 148 (520 views)
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Absolutely horrid, isn't it? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


pettytyrant101
Lorien


Feb 7 2013, 9:02pm

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childrens book [In reply to] Can't Post

I do not see calling TH a childrens book is any way derogetory- many of my favourite books of all time are childrens books, from Peter Pan and Narnia to Alice and Wonderland and TH. My favourite tv show of all time is Doctor Who (the avatar may give a clue)- a childrens show (theres a hornets nest claim!).
There is no implication from me when I call at a childrens book of it implying its lesser value in any way, shape or form.


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Feb 7 2013, 9:20pm

Post #118 of 148 (509 views)
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Though I'm sure it would be [In reply to] Can't Post

lovely being there with you, Smile


Brethil
Half-elven


Feb 7 2013, 9:23pm

Post #119 of 148 (495 views)
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sharks with lasers [In reply to] Can't Post

Thought you were channeling Dr Evil there

...she took the point at once, but she also took the spoons.


Aragalen the Green
Gondor


Feb 7 2013, 9:29pm

Post #120 of 148 (492 views)
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Sure is! [In reply to] Can't Post

The Hobbit craze that is.
I do like the website Wink

By the way, I noticed you changed your avatar too. I liked the previous one, was it from a Rembrandt painting, or another artist?

'"Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool!" he said to himself, and it became a favourite saying of his later, and passed into a proverb.'


GothmogTheBalrog
Rivendell


Feb 7 2013, 10:39pm

Post #121 of 148 (473 views)
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Well, [In reply to] Can't Post

I suppose it's my turn to say what I disliked in TH. Pretty much all thatI disliked was Radagast's bird nest and the poop in his beard. Oh, and the inclusion of Azog. I actually liked the entire Goblin-Town sequence.

"It was like a great shadow, in the middle of which was a dark form, of man shape maybe, yet greater; and a power and terror seemed to be in it and go before it." ~FotR


Kassandros
Rohan


Feb 7 2013, 10:39pm

Post #122 of 148 (471 views)
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OK. [In reply to] Can't Post

This time, without name-calling:

I believe that the OP, "GiantMushroomBear", started this thread with the sole purpose of getting an angry reaction from other posters here. I do not believe he or she was trying to discuss the movie in any constructive way. I believe he or she was seeing an ego-boost and personal amusement (known in certain circles as "lulz") from making other people upset.

There is an entire subculture on the Internet that glorifies these practices. Actually, it's not just on the Internet. I've seen t-shirts related to these practices for sale in malls as well. I simply used the common term for these practices.

all we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us...


Lusitano
Tol Eressea


Feb 7 2013, 10:46pm

Post #123 of 148 (494 views)
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Ha [In reply to] Can't Post

you a must be a member of the female population Tongue

I did, i am very fond of the last avatar but felt like the smartest of the gauls is my mood now.Wink

Close one, Dirck van Baburen's The Procuress Smile

Vous commencez à m'ennuyer avec le port!!!


Brethil
Half-elven


Feb 7 2013, 11:02pm

Post #124 of 148 (487 views)
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Hah! Bifur has his moments! [In reply to] Can't Post

Just saw this.Smile and if it inspires anyone else in the Company you might have something...
Off to the pants thread!

...she took the point at once, but she also took the spoons.


morgul lord
Rivendell


Feb 7 2013, 11:07pm

Post #125 of 148 (488 views)
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These "criticisms" aren't just weak, they're 2 months old. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


(This post was edited by morgul lord on Feb 7 2013, 11:07pm)

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