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What do you call a wizard's farts?
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Aunt Dora Baggins
Immortal


Nov 29 2011, 7:53pm

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"For DORA BAGGINS in memory of a LONG correspondence, with love from Bilbo; on a large wastebasket. Dora was Drogo's sister, and the eldest surviving female relative of Bilbo and Frodo; she was ninety-nine, and had written reams of good advice for more than half a century."
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"A Chance Meeting at Rivendell" and other stories

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Aunt Dora Baggins
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Nov 29 2011, 7:54pm

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"For DORA BAGGINS in memory of a LONG correspondence, with love from Bilbo; on a large wastebasket. Dora was Drogo's sister, and the eldest surviving female relative of Bilbo and Frodo; she was ninety-nine, and had written reams of good advice for more than half a century."
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"A Chance Meeting at Rivendell" and other stories

leleni at hotmail dot com
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Aunt Dora Baggins
Immortal


Nov 29 2011, 7:55pm

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LOL! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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"For DORA BAGGINS in memory of a LONG correspondence, with love from Bilbo; on a large wastebasket. Dora was Drogo's sister, and the eldest surviving female relative of Bilbo and Frodo; she was ninety-nine, and had written reams of good advice for more than half a century."
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"A Chance Meeting at Rivendell" and other stories

leleni at hotmail dot com
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squire
Half-elven


Nov 29 2011, 8:15pm

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All trembled, and the Elves stopped their noses. [In reply to] Can't Post

A cloud seemed to pass over the high sun, and the porch for a moment grew dark. All trembled, and the Elves stopped their noses.

‘Never before has any wizard dared to partake of that musical fruit in Imladris, Gandalf the Grey,’ said Elrond, as the cloud passed and the company breathed once more.



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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea

Nov 30 2011, 12:41am

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Little did the Council suspect that Saruman was hatching a silent but deadly betrayal.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."


Kelvarhin
Half-elven


Nov 30 2011, 1:21am

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Um... don't you mean smell it? [In reply to] Can't Post

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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea

Nov 30 2011, 1:26am

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I think we are beginning to see how Radagast may have earned his color designation.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea

Nov 30 2011, 2:13am

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Not sure but maybe it would explain why the Entwives left. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea

Nov 30 2011, 2:15am

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It might also explain the need for the Entwash.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea

Nov 30 2011, 2:17am

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Some refer to it as the *real* Ent "draught"// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea

Nov 30 2011, 2:19am

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At last, I threw down my enemy and pooted his ruin upon the mountainside.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea

Nov 30 2011, 2:22am

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Tell me, friend. When did Saruman the Wise abandon Rolaids for Manwiches?// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."


M&M
Rivendell


Nov 30 2011, 2:34am

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You call them wizards farts.... [In reply to] Can't Post

What else? Geez....


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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Nov 30 2011, 3:14am

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The one's you can see are worse. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Nov 30 2011, 3:15am

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*snort* // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Nov 30 2011, 3:15am

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Officially killing me here! XD // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Kelvarhin
Half-elven


Nov 30 2011, 3:34am

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LOL [In reply to] Can't Post

...eeewwwww!!!

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One book to rule them all
One book to find them
One book to bring them all
And in TORn bind them
In the land of TORnadoes...where the brilliant play

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silneldor
Half-elven


Nov 30 2011, 4:14am

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Well there was this comment from Saruman when he got visited [In reply to] Can't Post

at Orthanc by Gandalf and company.. Snittily* he said, "Gandalf, you think you are a very fart smeller don't you!"

*archaic form of Anglo-Saxon......

''Sam put his ragged orc-cloak under his master's head, and covered them both with the grey robe of Lorien; and as he did so his thoughts went out to that fair land, and to the Elves, and he hoped that the cloth woven by their hands might have some virtue to keep them hidden beyond all hope in this wilderness of fear...But their luck held, and for the rest of that day they met no living or moving thing; and when night fell they vanished into the darkess of Mordor.'' - - -rotk, chapter III

Faerie contains many things besides elves and fays and besides dwarfs, witches, trolls, giants or dragons; it holds the seas, the sun, the moon, the sky; and the earth, and all things that are one in it: tree and bird, water and stone, wine and bread, and ourselves, mortal men, when we are enchanted."
— J.R.R. Tolkien

May the grace of Manwë let us soar with eagle's wings!

In the air, among the clouds in the sky
Here is where the birds of Manwe fly
Looking at the land, and the water that flows
The true beauty of earth shows
With the stars of Varda lighting my way
In all the realms this is where I stay
In the realm of Manwë Súlimo













silneldor
Half-elven


Nov 30 2011, 4:17am

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Fizards warts you say sonny eh? \\ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

''Sam put his ragged orc-cloak under his master's head, and covered them both with the grey robe of Lorien; and as he did so his thoughts went out to that fair land, and to the Elves, and he hoped that the cloth woven by their hands might have some virtue to keep them hidden beyond all hope in this wilderness of fear...But their luck held, and for the rest of that day they met no living or moving thing; and when night fell they vanished into the darkess of Mordor.'' - - -rotk, chapter III

Faerie contains many things besides elves and fays and besides dwarfs, witches, trolls, giants or dragons; it holds the seas, the sun, the moon, the sky; and the earth, and all things that are one in it: tree and bird, water and stone, wine and bread, and ourselves, mortal men, when we are enchanted."
— J.R.R. Tolkien

May the grace of Manwë let us soar with eagle's wings!

In the air, among the clouds in the sky
Here is where the birds of Manwe fly
Looking at the land, and the water that flows
The true beauty of earth shows
With the stars of Varda lighting my way
In all the realms this is where I stay
In the realm of Manwë Súlimo













Maiarmike
Grey Havens


Nov 30 2011, 11:10am

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This thread is truly reaching epic status, and fast. // [In reply to] Can't Post

Laugh

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Magpie
Immortal


Nov 30 2011, 1:34pm

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did you mean: epic flatus? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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Darkstone
Immortal


Nov 30 2011, 3:24pm

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There are older and fouler things than farts in the deep places of their robes. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Brother will fight brother and both be his slayer,
brother and sister will violate all bonds of kinship;
hard it will be in the world, there will be much failure of honor,
an age of axes, an age of swords, where shields are shattered,
an age of winds, an age of wolves, where the world comes crashing down;
no man will spare another.

-From the Völuspá, 13th Century

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Brother will fight brother and both be his slayer,
brother and sister will violate all bonds of kinship;
hard it will be in the world, there will be much failure of honor,
an age of axes, an age of swords, where shields are shattered,
an age of winds, an age of wolves, where the world comes crashing down;
no man will spare another.

-From the Völuspá, 13th Century

(This post was edited by Darkstone on Nov 30 2011, 3:28pm)


Gandalf'sMother
Rohan

Nov 30 2011, 3:38pm

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Gandalf to Saruman [In reply to] Can't Post

"Saruman, your wind is broken!"


NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Nov 30 2011, 3:46pm

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*gasp* // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Gandalf'sMother
Rohan

Nov 30 2011, 4:12pm

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Radagast the Brown! [In reply to] Can't Post

Radagast the flatulent! Radagast the bowel-tamer!

Or at least I wish he would.


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