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Scenes From The Hat

Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor


May 6 2010, 2:42pm

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Greetings, Tornadoes. Welcome to another edition of SFTH. Today's game was suggested by everyone's favorite "modern-day Ent".
You know him, you love him, you'd go out on a limb for him! Let's give it up for Darkstone!


During the War of the Ring Sauron sent out the Nine disguised as riders in black.

What other disguises had he previously sent them out in?

(For example, “Bicyclists in spandex.”)

Remember your // for subject only posts, and PM me with your ideas for a future SFTH.



And suddenly the Ainur saw afar off a light, as it were a cloud with a living heart of flame.





Elberbeth
Tol Eressea


May 6 2010, 3:49pm

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but they couldn't sing in harmony.

"There are some things that it is better to begin than to refuse, even though the end may be dark."


Arra
Rivendell


May 6 2010, 4:18pm

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Nine ladies dancing. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Trust Steven ...


Compa_Mighty
Tol Eressea


May 6 2010, 4:26pm

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Eight Lords a-leaping? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Here's to Del Toro becoming the Irvin Kershner of Middle Earth!

Essay winner of the Show us your Hobbit Pride Giveway!


Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


May 6 2010, 4:27pm

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A rabbi, a priest, and a minister, but they just hung around in bars all day. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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Arra
Rivendell


May 6 2010, 5:01pm

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And a hobbit caught in a tree... [In reply to] Can't Post

(Or two)

Trust Steven ...


elvenhobbit
Rohan

May 6 2010, 5:21pm

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entwives.....no wonder they were lost// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Elven by name, Hobbit by nature

'Road lead ever on and on
down from the door where it began
now far ahead the road has gone
down from where all began' -FOTR-

and through all the world has changed
the ages come and go with time
and yet those remain unchanged
unto they journey westward
over the sea...

and through it all we remain strong and true
for eternity is bonds unbroken
beyond the sea...

*****10 year LOTR fan ******


NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

May 6 2010, 9:13pm

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Blue wizards - that's why they disappeared // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


weaver
Half-elven

May 6 2010, 10:03pm

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Weaver

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Oiotári
Tol Eressea


May 6 2010, 10:12pm

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fangirls - a bit too frightening though // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens


grammaboodawg
Immortal


May 6 2010, 10:20pm

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"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."
~Hug like a hobbit!~

I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.



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dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


May 7 2010, 1:28am

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Laugh!


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"

"It struck me last night that you might write a fearfully good romantic drama, with as much of the 'supernatural' as you cared to introduce. Have you ever thought of it?"
-Geoffrey B. Smith, letter to JRR Tolkien, 1915




grammaboodawg
Immortal


May 7 2010, 1:31am

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Dunceland? Dorkland? D'ohland? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."
~Hug like a hobbit!~

I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.



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dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


May 7 2010, 1:49am

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But that just didn't fly...


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"

"It struck me last night that you might write a fearfully good romantic drama, with as much of the 'supernatural' as you cared to introduce. Have you ever thought of it?"
-Geoffrey B. Smith, letter to JRR Tolkien, 1915




Idril Celebrindal
Tol Eressea


May 7 2010, 1:54am

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They have taken on the guise of riders in pink ... or was it salmon? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


With caffeine, all things are possible.

The pity of Bilbo will screw up the fate of many.

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Ethel Duath
Half-elven


May 7 2010, 2:21am

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I think it's really 8 maids a milking, [In reply to] Can't Post

a really terrific disguise--the odd Nazgul out was dressed up as a cow. . . .

(I hear a herd of udder puns approaching--RUN!!)


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


May 7 2010, 2:46am

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Yes, you herd right, let's milk this one! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"

"It struck me last night that you might write a fearfully good romantic drama, with as much of the 'supernatural' as you cared to introduce. Have you ever thought of it?"
-Geoffrey B. Smith, letter to JRR Tolkien, 1915




Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


May 7 2010, 2:49am

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You'd butter behave! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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batik
Tol Eressea


May 7 2010, 3:01am

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(K)nights in white satin?// [In reply to] Can't Post

 



batik
Tol Eressea


May 7 2010, 3:02am

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Avon ladies?// [In reply to] Can't Post

 



SirDennisC
Half-elven


May 7 2010, 3:07am

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Stormtroopers / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


May 7 2010, 3:10am

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Aaahhh! Cow puns, which I will not udder here . . // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


(This post was edited by Ethel Duath on May 7 2010, 3:12am)


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


May 7 2010, 3:23am

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MGM executives--oh wait, that's their current assignment! >:) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


stormcrow20
Gondor


May 7 2010, 4:36am

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Oh, what the hay...puns always beef things up around here! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Expect me when you see me."


grammaboodawg
Immortal


May 7 2010, 8:54am

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"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."
~Hug like a hobbit!~

I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.



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dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


May 7 2010, 10:23am

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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"

"It struck me last night that you might write a fearfully good romantic drama, with as much of the 'supernatural' as you cared to introduce. Have you ever thought of it?"
-Geoffrey B. Smith, letter to JRR Tolkien, 1915




NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

May 7 2010, 11:47am

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Penthe
Gondor


May 7 2010, 11:51am

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But it was a bit impractical with all those thirsty hobbits about.

Then he tried 99 balloons, but they weren't sure which language they should speak and what colour they were. And they found it rather difficult to propel themselves in the right direction.

Then, Dolly Parton confused them with the bit about '5' when there weren't five kinds of any ring. And also they weren't actually trying to make a 'living' because they were not living.

And the whole Love Potion thing was quite disastrous. Hideous consequences, hideous. Queen Beruthiel's cats were the least of it, and that was quite bad enough thank you.

Now?


sador
Half-elven


May 7 2010, 3:22pm

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Queen Beruthiel's nine black cats [In reply to] Can't Post

The white one was Saruman, who then needed to fool Manwe into sending him back. Fortunately, he succeeded.

A fair warning: I am a nitpicker by taste, talents and profession.

"...Still, undespairing, do we sometimes slowly file
Discursive threads regardless of our doom..."
- squire.



Arra
Rivendell


May 7 2010, 4:21pm

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Now, everyone, remember, kine-ness counts. [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Trust Steven ...


Arra
Rivendell


May 7 2010, 4:25pm

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Trust Steven ...


Patty
Immortal


May 7 2010, 4:31pm

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Or Knights of the Round table... [In reply to] Can't Post

We're Knights of the Round Table,
We dance when ere we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Round Table,
Our shows are formidable, But many times, we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're Opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragma looooooot.
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
Between our quests we sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot,
I have to push the pram a lot.


Now, why does this make me think of the Nazgul, at the ford facing Arwen, stopping suddenly and breaking into song? I'll NEVER get that image out of my mind.

Permanent address: Into the West



RosieLass
Valinor


May 7 2010, 4:59pm

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Johnny Cash impersonators. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Arra
Rivendell


May 7 2010, 5:01pm

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*mods up*// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Trust Steven ...


Patty
Immortal


May 7 2010, 5:04pm

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Oh Arra, I've got to know... [In reply to] Can't Post

who is Steven, in your signature tag?

Permanent address: Into the West



Darkstone
Immortal


May 7 2010, 5:12pm

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Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


May 7 2010, 5:21pm

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These puns are so cheesy! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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Darkstone
Immortal


May 7 2010, 6:01pm

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Ethel Duath
Half-elven


May 7 2010, 7:02pm

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if we drink a Hol-stein . . .)


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Lothlorian
Lorien


May 7 2010, 7:14pm

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I do believe Liv Tyler was in that moovie too - [In reply to] Can't Post

with Ben Affleck - wasn't it called Guernsey Girl?

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greendragon
Sr. Staff


May 7 2010, 7:28pm

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in honour of his favourite boyhood reading, they'd gone as the Famous Five and the Adventurous Four... [In reply to] Can't Post

The one who had to be Timmy the dog felt he'd drawn the short straw...

'There are older and fouler things than orcs in the deep places of my fridge...'

'You never know what will happen next, when once you get mixed up with TORnsibs and their friends.'



Ethel Duath
Half-elven


May 7 2010, 7:39pm

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I've been creamed! [In reply to] Can't Post

( My Grandma grew up on a Jersey farm--for real! [So I have more where these came from.Evil])


Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


May 7 2010, 7:48pm

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Darkstone
Immortal


May 7 2010, 8:26pm

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Ethel Duath
Half-elven


May 7 2010, 8:51pm

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Darkstone
Immortal


May 7 2010, 9:04pm

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grammaboodawg
Immortal


May 8 2010, 1:20am

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"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."
~Hug like a hobbit!~

I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.



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Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


May 8 2010, 1:22am

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Careful, there's a lot at steak here. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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Ethel Duath
Half-elven


May 8 2010, 11:22pm

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Seven of Nine . . the other 2 were assimilated by the Borg. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Kangi Ska
Half-elven


May 8 2010, 11:27pm

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A transvestite group of Gay thespiens.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Kangi Ska

There is no place like the Shire...There is no place like the Shire...There is no place like the Shire...

At night one cannot tell if crows are black or white.


Man on Fire


the_argonath
Lorien


May 10 2010, 3:01pm

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Hell's Grannies!! [In reply to] Can't Post

"Make Tea Not War"

~*Haudh-en-Ndengin the Elves named it, the Hill of Slain, and Haugh-en-Nirnaeth, the Hill of tears... the earth beneath which the swords of the Eldar and the Edain crumbled into rust*~



Arra
Rivendell


May 10 2010, 4:10pm

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:D [In reply to] Can't Post

It's Steven Moffat, the new producer for Doctor Who. Russell T. Davies brought the series back into production, and then left last season, along with the actor playing the Doctor. It was all very traumatic. Wink It reminded me of when PJ first started work, and the "Trust Peter" footers - "Trust Steven" became a little mantra for me, keeping in mind the fact that Moffat wrote some of my favorite episodes, and probably wouldn't screw up when put in charge...

Sorry - my geekiness knows no bounds.

Trust Steven ...


Patty
Immortal


May 10 2010, 4:28pm

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I'm going to have to Netflix the earlier Dr. Who series... [In reply to] Can't Post

I never looked in to these, and judging by their popularity I think I may have missed something.

Thanks for the info.Laugh

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Darkstone
Immortal


May 10 2010, 4:28pm

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Darkstone
Immortal


May 10 2010, 4:29pm

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Darkstone
Immortal


May 10 2010, 4:30pm

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Ethel Duath
Half-elven


May 10 2010, 4:46pm

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Now I'll have it in my head all day!Crazy


Darkstone
Immortal


May 10 2010, 4:56pm

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Sure [In reply to] Can't Post

And thanks.

And I not only have the song stuck in my head but a picture of them doing the involved choreography. Woof!

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Ethel Duath
Half-elven


May 10 2010, 5:47pm

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Menelwyn
Rohan


May 10 2010, 6:09pm

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Smoke monsters (the Wi-ki looked like John Locke sometimes though) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


May 10 2010, 8:43pm

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Chantilly lace, pretty face, pony tail hanging down. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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orcmeat
Registered User

May 11 2010, 7:35pm

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GAndyalf
Valinor

May 16 2010, 2:50am

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So let's tripe-l the fun!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Be good, be careful, have fun, don't get arrested!"
---Marcia Michelle Alexander Hamilton, 7 Nov 1955 - 19 Nov 2009

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GAndyalf
Valinor

May 16 2010, 2:52am

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Glad I read these first - I was gonna do one like that!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Be good, be careful, have fun, don't get arrested!"
---Marcia Michelle Alexander Hamilton, 7 Nov 1955 - 19 Nov 2009

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GAndyalf
Valinor

May 16 2010, 2:58am

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BWA! HAHAHA! Good 'un, Ethel!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Be good, be careful, have fun, don't get arrested!"
---Marcia Michelle Alexander Hamilton, 7 Nov 1955 - 19 Nov 2009

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GAndyalf
Valinor

May 16 2010, 3:02am

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"Number nine, number nine, number nine... Number nine, number nine, number nine...."

"Be good, be careful, have fun, don't get arrested!"
---Marcia Michelle Alexander Hamilton, 7 Nov 1955 - 19 Nov 2009

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Kangi Ska
Half-elven


May 16 2010, 3:07am

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The Supreme Court of the United States of America. [In reply to] Can't Post

I am a citizen and can prove it!

Kangi Ska

There is no place like the Shire...There is no place like the Shire...There is no place like the Shire...

At night one cannot tell if crows are black or white.


Man on Fire


GAndyalf
Valinor

May 16 2010, 3:11am

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"Be good, be careful, have fun, don't get arrested!"
---Marcia Michelle Alexander Hamilton, 7 Nov 1955 - 19 Nov 2009

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dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


May 16 2010, 3:11am

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*counts on fingers* That's eight... [In reply to] Can't Post

And the Witch-king was Elvis.

Uh...Joe Cocker? We wants Fisssh, preciousss...


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"

"It struck me last night that you might write a fearfully good romantic drama, with as much of the 'supernatural' as you cared to introduce. Have you ever thought of it?"
-Geoffrey B. Smith, letter to JRR Tolkien, 1915




Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


May 16 2010, 3:13am

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GAndyalf
Valinor

May 16 2010, 3:14am

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They don't talk about the ninth one... [In reply to] Can't Post

<very quiet> It was.... Yoko!

"Be good, be careful, have fun, don't get arrested!"
---Marcia Michelle Alexander Hamilton, 7 Nov 1955 - 19 Nov 2009

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GAndyalf
Valinor

May 16 2010, 3:15am

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<innocent> I'm not tryin' to lay down the law!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Be good, be careful, have fun, don't get arrested!"
---Marcia Michelle Alexander Hamilton, 7 Nov 1955 - 19 Nov 2009

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Ethel Duath
Half-elven


May 16 2010, 3:53am

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Heh! [In reply to] Can't Post

Evil


(Glad you liked it!)


GAndyalf
Valinor

May 16 2010, 4:12am

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How could I NOT? Resistance was futile! ;-D // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Be good, be careful, have fun, don't get arrested!"
---Marcia Michelle Alexander Hamilton, 7 Nov 1955 - 19 Nov 2009

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