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The One Ring Forums: Tolkien Topics: Movie Discussion: The Hobbit: Beam me up, Scotty! : Edit Log


Dec 6 2021, 3:50am

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Beam me up, Scotty!

Thorin- That's Star Trek, you dolt! We're Star WARS fans, not Trekkies!

Gandalf- I thought we were Lord of the Rings fans?

Elrond- Harry Potter is far better than the Lord of the Rings!

Gandalf-That's heresy! Take it back!

Thorin- Trekkies can keep their tin foil hats! Use the Force, Elrond!

Gandalf- What the heck is the Force? Starfleet is way cooler than some stupid space opera!

Balin- Can we get a moderator, please? The fan boys are at it again!

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Happy reading everyone!

(This post was edited by dernwyn on Dec 6 2021, 5:20pm)

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Post edited by Cirashala (Valinor) on Dec 6 2021, 3:51am
Post edited by dernwyn (Forum Admin) on Dec 6 2021, 5:20pm

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