Oct 25 2021, 10:53pm
Hama really should have taken Gandalf's staff away from him- to hide it from YOU!
Pippin- Do you think he'll notice that I accidentally turned Aragorn into a frog?
Merry- ...I think he might wonder why a very pissed off frog is trying to pick up a sword...
Gimli (muttering to Legolas)- Erm, do you think that he'll turn back into a prince if Arwen kisses him?
Legolas- Well, my father was a frog in Ralph Bakshi's The Hobbit, and my mother kissed him, and now he's six feet five inches tall, blonde, and smoking hot, so....maybe?
Gandalf (in the other room)- Where in the name of Elbereth is my staff?!
Pippin- My head's gonna get knocked against the doors, isn't it?
My writing and novels:
My Hobbit Fanfiction
My historical novel print and kindle version
My historical novels ebook version compatible with all ereaders
You can also find my novel at most major book retailers online (and for those outside the US who prefer a print book, you can find the print version at Book Depository). Search "Amazing Grace Amanda Longpre'" to find it.
Happy reading everyone!
(This post was edited by Cirashala on Oct 25 2021, 10:55pm)