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Lurker in the Mirk
Valinor


Sep 21 2014, 2:43am


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Nay... lies spread by those envious of the clear-skinned luminosity of Elven pulchritude


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There are those who claim that the Elves have beard-envy...

Self-delusions to justify the absolute unavailability of good shavers and general lack of finesse among the hirsute afflicted... good excuse for covering the resulting facial and neck nicks and cutsAngelic





Fan of both books and movies; I am a lurker by nature though it seems I have severely misnamed myself... for the moment.


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Tis true: more appreciation threads for Thranduil exist than ME movies. Threadcount: XIV
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Laugh Thrall Wars!: What business do Elves, Dwarves or Men(?) have with drooling thralls, yea, with smartphones in tow, unto the slopes of Erebor? ... oh, yes, the Hobbit's lingering in some shadows, ever ready to swoop to the hairy rescue. Take cover if you dare!. (A writing triangle with Avandel and Kerewyn)
Teh partsies: Prologue (aka the 'tater-mash of whatever came before), two, three, three-appendix: An Unexpected Flashback, four, five (new, posted 20 August)


"BoFA"= The Battle || "BotFA"/"tBotFA" = The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

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