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Feb 5 2014, 4:06pm

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Two can play at this game! *chuckles wickedly*

GANDALF: "And I would say the same to you. Take back your pants."

GANDALF: "One of them was carrying a message. It is Black Speech. Promise of Payment."
THORIN: "For what?"
GANDALF: "Your pants."

BILBO: "There is something else out there."
GANDALF: "What pants did it take? Like poka dots?"
BILBO: "Ye.... y-yes. But the spots were bigger, much bigger!"
(.....*standing twiddling thumbs* sorry Mister Gandalf...)

AZOG: [subtitle: "You promised me his pants!"]

OIN: "We've lost the pants!"

THORIN: "I would not trust Thranduil, the great king, to honor his word should the end of all days be upon us! You lack all underwear! I have seen the way you treat your pants...!

BARD: "You have no right, no right to own those pants."
THORIN: "I have the only right."

BILBO: "I merely wanted to gaze upon your pants, to see if they really were as great as the old tales say. I did not believe them."
SMAUG: "And do you now?!!!"
BILBO: "Truly, the tales and songs fall utterly short of your underwear, O Smaug the Stupendous."

Whoa, I think I overdid the game! Laugh I'm just gonna stop there.

..The Lord of Silver Fountains
.....The King of Carven Stone
..The King Under the Mountain
.......Shall come into his own

..And the bells will ring in gladness
......At the Mountain King's return
..But all shall fail in sadness
....And the lake will shine and burn

(This post was edited by FaramirAndEowynMorningStar on Feb 5 2014, 4:07pm)

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Post edited by FaramirAndEowynMorningStar (Rohan) on Feb 5 2014, 4:07pm

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