Annael
Immortal
Jan 6 2008, 3:00am
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Seven of Nine vs. the Witch King
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I wrote this scenario years ago, but I never finished it. Here's a new improved version. Who would actually win? They each have their usual weapons. The Witch King is about to let his foul steed have Theoden for lunch, when: Seven of Nine: "Begone. Leave the dead in peace." WiKi: "Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, where -" Seven of Nine: "That is irrelevant." Wiki: " . . . Irrelevant? Irrelevant? Listen: He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shriveled mind left naked -" Seven of Nine: "Been there, done that." Wki: "What?" Seven of Nine: "I have already been assimilated." Draws phaser. "Resistance is futile." Wiki, sputtering: "No living man may hinder me!" Seven of Nine, indicating skintight catsuit: "That mask must hinder your eyesight, for you look upon a woman."
To see a World in a Grain of Sand And a Heaven in a Wild Flower, Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand And Eternity in an hour. - William Blake * * * * * * * * * * * * * * NARF and member of Deplorable Cultus since 1967
(This post was edited by Annael on Jan 6 2008, 3:01am)
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