Silverlode
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Nov 22 2012, 6:39am
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Idle Speculation Bearded dwarf chins and furred hobbit toes What they actually look like nobody knows. As I sit here and ponder, the thought comes unbidden - What would we see if the truth were not hidden? If one crept up behind, with razor in hand And whisked it all off, every last little strand - With the cases reversed, suppose we should find The truth thus revealed: We were better off blind! Hobbits might have bony feet like a rat - Or would it be worse if their toes were quite fat? Could Dwarf-lords still swagger with pride in their breed If others could see how their jawlines recede? Perhaps it is best if we never find out - Would fangirls still squee if they knew beyond doubt That the hotness of dwarves and the cuteness of hobbits Were due in great part to hirsuteness of habit? The more I consider, the more I conclude Such questions should not be allowed to intrude. I'm just grateful for unnumbered blessings bestowed By those bearded dwarf chins and furred hobbit toes!
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(This post was edited by Silverlode on Nov 22 2012, 6:42am)
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