Dec 11 2010, 6:19pm
So why was the Lonely Mountain so lonely?
MORE Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories
(Forgot to add that this conspiracy theory was the brainchild of SirDennisC. Sorry SirD!)
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
(This post was edited by Ataahua on Dec 12 2010, 7:29am)