Cirashala
Doriath
Aug 11 2020, 2:33am
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Pippin- Merry, I really need to fart.
Merry- The king isn't done talking yet. We can't just leave.
Pippin- What are we going to do? I can't wait!
Merry- Hmm, let's see. Maybe if we blame it on the dwarf? Think they'll buy it?
Pippin- Man, I really shouldn't have had all that roasted pork last night!
Pippin lets it out silently, but deadly.
*A minute later*
Legolas- Gimli, seriously?
Theoden- Would you dare to defile my halls with that stench, dwarf?!
Gandalf- Dwarves, honestly.
Gimli- It wasn't me! Aragorn, tell them!
Aragorn- Now, Gimli, that was NOT so courteous.
Gimli- B-but...!
Merry- Told ya they'd blame the dwarf.
Pippin- Ahhhh, much better.
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(This post was edited by Ataahua on Aug 11 2020, 5:29am)
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