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ha! : ):
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Maciliel
Doriath
Apr 27 2013, 12:07pm
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I'll have you know it took a heroic act on my part to save my laptop from death via caffeine by sacrificially spewing coffee on my shirt instead. These boards are costing me a fortune in laundry detergent. I am looking into switching to water in the mornings...
is it wrong that this made me laugh out loud, even though it also made me empathize with your new laundry chore?
sincere apologies!
i can recommend two possible solutions:
1. "lol guard" -- a revolutionary material used by nasa. it's light, transparent, and wraps itself around your laptop like a gossamer cocoon. developed by white-shirted mission control scientists because astronauts are +really+ funny (who knew?).
2. "tide-al springs" -- proctor & gamble's debut into the designer bottled water market. made from h20 derived from the purest, antediluvian springs, with a generous serving of foaming detergent. spit up on your shirt? no problem! you're actually +washing it+.
many cheers, and good luck! ---
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aka. fili orc-enshield
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the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."
this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel
(This post was edited by Maciliel on Apr 27 2013, 12:09pm)
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(Doriath) on Apr 27 2013, 12:08pm
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