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Expand entire thread Sticky: How Best to Contact an Admin for Help Kyriel 67715 3 Jun 18 2015, 10:06am Jump to last post in thread (by deena900)

  Sticky: Thread Locked Welcome to Main Altaira 67483 0 Dec 28 2006, 3:02am Jump to last post in thread (by Altaira)

  Expand entire thread New Line Cinema Sued by Tolkein Estate (over film profits...) JRandomRohirrim 70417 341 Feb 20 2008, 8:23am Jump to last post in thread (by AinurOlorin)

Expand entire thread Thread Locked So you think you know your Tolkien names? Pt. II Bracegirdle 29241 301 Oct 27 2014, 9:24pm Jump to last post in thread (by entmaiden)

Expand entire thread Thread Locked So you think you know your Tolkien names? Bracegirdle 37140 283 Jun 25 2014, 3:23am Jump to last post in thread (by Altaira)

  Expand entire thread Tolkien Estate HATES these movies? DemoElite 320996 244 Sep 5 2012, 5:57pm Jump to last post in thread (by JWPlatt)

  Expand entire thread Gandalf's sexuality? McKellen's comments _V_ 35917 205 Jan 19 2009, 12:53am Jump to last post in thread (by Rivendweller)

Expand entire thread Thread Locked Forth Eorlingas! Name that word. . . Bracegirdle 19018 203 May 9 2015, 7:39am Jump to last post in thread (by Silverlode)

Expand entire thread Thread Locked Middle-earth ABCDarius (Game) noWizardme 9165 195 Nov 5 2016, 3:10pm Jump to last post in thread (by Ingwion)

Expand entire thread Instructions for ordering Map Prints - deadline October 12 entmaiden 37642 194 Apr 8 2008, 4:18pm Jump to last post in thread (by entmaiden)

  Expand entire thread A Conspiracy Unmasked entmaiden 42725 178 Sep 29 2007, 9:43pm Jump to last post in thread (by Patty)

  Expand entire thread Thread Locked The relentless fascination with everything Tolkien SaulComposer 39338 166 Feb 13 2014, 6:22pm Jump to last post in thread (by dernwyn)

  Expand entire thread I've got my map! Eledhwen 25984 164 Nov 12 2007, 10:51pm Jump to last post in thread (by entmaiden)

  Expand entire thread **Founders Day - Madlib Oiotári 36599 158 Apr 29 2011, 12:37am Jump to last post in thread (by GAndyalf)

  Expand entire thread Books or Movie? sphdle1 24663 151 Jul 15 2008, 5:00pm Jump to last post in thread (by sphdle1)

Collapse Tolkien Swifties (Word Game) noWizardme 2074 142 Jan 29 2016, 5:00pm Jump to last post in thread (by Bracegirdle)
       "Daddy, I intend to marry 'that Man', as you call him," Arwen said evenly. Lissuin 1832 0 Jan 29 2016, 7:23pm
       King Elessar, striding through the crowd towards his princess, his face shining with love: "Gosh! That is a really pretty flag! Thanks!" Lissuin 1824 0 Jan 29 2016, 8:02pm
       "Bird poop and a bunny sled? I can't believe how PJ portrayed me!" said Raddy aghast. / Darkstone 1818 0 Jan 29 2016, 8:15pm
       "It likes punses, praps it does?" Bracegirdle 1814 0 Jan 29 2016, 8:56pm
       Collapse “Who’s the fairest of them all?” queried Boromirror. / Bracegirdle 1808 2 Jan 29 2016, 9:08pm
           Collapse Boromirror reflected on his actions "nothing more than a broken heirloom" he said sharply // AshNazg 1789 1 Jan 30 2016, 2:52am
               Oh! Good one!! :D // grammaboodawg 1749 0 Jan 30 2016, 1:40pm
       "I've made a Great Darkness!" shouted Sauron, delightedly. // noWizardme 1808 0 Jan 29 2016, 9:23pm
       Collapse "Let me show you how I tamed Shadowfax" said Gandalf in a hoarse whisper. // noWizardme 1805 11 Jan 29 2016, 9:41pm
           Collapse "I've forgotten how to shape-shift!" Sobbed Beorn, unbearably. // noWizardme 1804 1 Jan 29 2016, 9:57pm
               "I am fire!" Smaug heatedly exclaimed. "I am death" he added morbidly, and departed // AshNazg 1789 0 Jan 30 2016, 3:07am
           Collapse "These ain't sheep! These is fresh calves!" Tom revealed // AshNazg 1788 6 Jan 30 2016, 3:19am
               The Uruk attacked with a small bilbo while Aragorn thrusted with his kingsfoil. // Bracegirdle 1774 0 Jan 30 2016, 4:07am
               Collapse He said "nags" not "calves" Sarahbor 1778 4 Jan 30 2016, 4:19am
                   Collapse But "calves" is what makes it a swiftly noWizardme 1767 2 Jan 30 2016, 8:34am
                       “I’m the only female Dwarf!” she discoursed shortly. Bracegirdle 1749 0 Jan 30 2016, 2:18pm
                       Yep, got it :) Sarahbor 640 0 Jan 31 2016, 3:46am
                   I know, I was stretching it for the (bad) pun. Sorry haha! // AshNazg 1753 0 Jan 30 2016, 11:27am
           Collapse “I cotton to you Sammy dear.” declared Rosie. / Bracegirdle 1776 1 Jan 30 2016, 3:45am
               "You're the best of all women" said Sam, with Rose-tinted glasses // noWizardme 1730 0 Jan 30 2016, 5:07pm
       LOL these are funny Sarahbor 1772 0 Jan 30 2016, 4:26am
       “Shucks!” said Milo with a cob in hand. While Myrtle burrows for taters. Bracegirdle 1743 0 Jan 30 2016, 2:27pm
       Collapse “Ware! Ware! I’m out of arrows!” quivered Legolas. Bracegirdle 1742 2 Jan 30 2016, 3:06pm
           "Just take some of mine!" Tauriel shot back // AshNazg 1735 0 Jan 30 2016, 3:29pm
           "Blimey - Aragorn!" said Legolas, looking in his empty quiver pointlessly. "Good thing this rooster just turned up on my lap. 'Ang on a mo' an' I'll fletch some arras fer ya!" he continued, unexpectedly adopting a cockney way of speaking. noWizardme 539 0 Feb 3 2016, 9:46am
       Collapse "My Precious" said Bilbo with a Ring in his voice. // noWizardme 1726 7 Jan 30 2016, 6:04pm
           Collapse "My Precious" said Gollum, circling round an invisible Frodo. // dormouse 653 6 Jan 30 2016, 7:33pm
               Collapse “Yes! It’s fir sure, we’re uprooting and going away. Woodja believe it?” needled Fimbrethil as the Entwives prepared to leaf. // Bracegirdle 646 5 Jan 31 2016, 1:03am
                   Collapse Middle-earth-quake. Derndingle becomes Dol Dingle. // Bracegirdle 633 4 Jan 31 2016, 4:25am
                       Collapse "I steer Vingilot through the skies" beamed Earendil... // dormouse 620 3 Jan 31 2016, 2:19pm
                           Collapse "That rope should not have fallen. I know my knots!” Sam lashed out. Bracegirdle 617 2 Jan 31 2016, 3:05pm
                               Collapse "Maybe next time I should tie it" said Frodo with a bow. // noWizardme 543 1 Feb 3 2016, 9:36am
                                   "I...build...the best...ships....Right?" hammered Cirdan // dormouse 538 0 Feb 3 2016, 9:46am
       “‘Oo turned me inter stone!” affirmed the troll. / hanne 643 0 Jan 31 2016, 1:25am
       “You’d like to stay the night?” guessed Butterbur. / hanne 642 0 Jan 31 2016, 1:25am
       “We intend to move our capital to Annuminas,” recited Aragorn. hanne 644 0 Jan 31 2016, 1:27am
       The Trolls sat together in stony silence. // Otaku-sempai 641 0 Jan 31 2016, 2:40am
     Collapse "Wow, you're all good at this!" said Tom, Swiftly.... // noWizardme 618 3 Jan 31 2016, 4:25pm
         Collapse Flattery? “Hopefully this thread isn’t stranded!” needled BG with a twisted snarl. // Bracegirdle 603 1 Jan 31 2016, 7:20pm
               "It's not only my name that burrows", Milo rabbited. // dormouse 598 0 Jan 31 2016, 7:32pm
           "One does not simply walk into Mordor" Boromir rambled // AshNazg 600 0 Jan 31 2016, 7:40pm
       Gandalf: Denethor! You cannot do this! Lissuin 606 0 Jan 31 2016, 7:57pm
       Collapse Bard was enflamed as he loosed many arrows. But Smaug fired back. // Bracegirdle 592 8 Jan 31 2016, 9:59pm
           Collapse "What am I doing here?" choked the boring Were-worm // dormouse 578 7 Feb 1 2016, 9:17am
               Collapse “Teatime all!” whistled the dormouse tepidly as she immersed back into her pot. // Bracegirdle 561 6 Feb 1 2016, 6:35pm
                   Collapse Hmmmm.... dormouse 559 5 Feb 1 2016, 8:19pm
                       Collapse BG's teatime serving might just suffice, oh Queen of Mice - by a whisker. Lissuin 544 1 Feb 1 2016, 10:04pm
                           “Thank you for clarifying my position!" uttered Mr. Bracegirdle. // Bracegirdle 581 0 Feb 2 2016, 6:23pm
                       Collapse What!! Bracegirdle 632 2 Feb 1 2016, 10:04pm
                           Collapse "Indubitably" afurred the mouse, squeakily! // dormouse 623 1 Feb 1 2016, 11:17pm
                               “Scrape those barnacles!” ordered Cirdan crustily. // Bracegirdle 617 0 Feb 2 2016, 12:12am
       "Why did PJ replace me with Arwen?" Glorfindel wondered absently. / Darkstone 569 0 Feb 1 2016, 4:22pm
       Collapse "...and of Nielluin too, who is the Bee of Azure, Nielluin whom still may all men see in autumn or in winter burning nigh the foot of Telimektar son of Tulkas whose tale is yet to tell", said Manwe seriously. / Darkstone 568 2 Feb 1 2016, 5:07pm
         Astronomy humor! Meneldor 555 0 Feb 1 2016, 8:56pm
           "Don't know all them fancy names, I just like to look at the stars while sleeping outdoors under these fir trees", Sam opined. // dernwyn 606 0 Feb 2 2016, 12:25pm
       Collapse "I would have you command this Warden, and bid him let me go", said Eowyn impatiently. / Darkstone 566 1 Feb 1 2016, 5:18pm
           Nice! // dormouse 555 0 Feb 1 2016, 8:17pm
       "Rivendell is a deep valley inhabited by elves," Cliff noted.// Ethel Duath 612 0 Feb 2 2016, 4:22am
       "The Crebain will bring us news of the Ring!" crowed Saruman.// Ethel Duath 611 0 Feb 2 2016, 4:31am
       Collapse “More heat! We need more heat!” bellowed Celebrimbor. // Bracegirdle 602 1 Feb 2 2016, 12:57pm
           "Of course I can fly" boasted the condescending Balrog... // dormouse 599 0 Feb 2 2016, 2:07pm
       Collapse "Treebeard's draughts may be nourishing, but one feels the need of something solid," said Merry gruesomely. / Darkstone 595 1 Feb 2 2016, 3:36pm
           "Those ent-draughts have certainly made me feel a bit strange!" replied Pippin, woodenly // noWizardme 545 0 Feb 3 2016, 9:34am
       “Fore!” angrily hollered Bullroarer as he teed-off at the Battle of Green Fields. // Bracegirdle 584 0 Feb 2 2016, 6:17pm
       "Strider will look after them. I don't suppose we shall see them again," said Frodo hopelessly./ Darkstone 579 0 Feb 2 2016, 6:33pm
       Collapse “Don’t eat that Bilbo! It’s poisonous!” warned Belladonna. // Bracegirdle 567 1 Feb 2 2016, 11:22pm
           So that's why the trolls dropped him, and caught dwarves for supper instead? // sador 520 0 Feb 4 2016, 5:36pm
       Collapse "Marty's brilliant courtroom performance quickly persuaded them to grant the Witch King compensation for Brandbuck's cowardly attack" wrote the fan-fiction author Merry-sue-ishly // noWizardme 538 3 Feb 3 2016, 9:53am
           Collapse “You see, Frodo is my first and second cousin once removed either way.” related Bilbo. // Bracegirdle 528 2 Feb 3 2016, 1:19pm
               Collapse !I am a servant of the secret fire," blazed Gandalf // dormouse 526 1 Feb 3 2016, 2:04pm
                   “Mutton yesterday, mutton today, and blimey, mutton tomorrer!” burped William sheepishly. // Bracegirdle 523 0 Feb 3 2016, 2:35pm
       “Bopped that Ferney!” grinned Sam as he bobbed for another apple. Bracegirdle 512 0 Feb 3 2016, 10:32pm
       “Cease digging! What have we wrought?!” said Durin VI banefully. // Bracegirdle 497 0 Feb 4 2016, 12:17pm
       "Who is this Thorongil person?" asked young Denethor suspiciously. Otaku-sempai 491 0 Feb 4 2016, 3:49pm
       "Pippin, give me that dark orb," Gandalf said appropriately. / Darkstone 487 0 Feb 4 2016, 4:01pm
       "Hey, Thingol, I brought you a Silmaril," Beren said offhandedly. / Darkstone 536 0 Feb 4 2016, 4:09pm
       "Well, I fought the Barrow wight single-handedly" said Frodo, disarmingly.// noWizardme 536 0 Feb 4 2016, 4:10pm
       "All that is gold does not glitter," Bilbo said dully. / Darkstone 534 0 Feb 4 2016, 4:14pm
       "And what gift would a Dwarf ask of the Elves?" said Galadriel presently. / Darkstone 532 0 Feb 4 2016, 4:25pm
       “Raise the aft-mizzen!” directed Cirdan sternly. // Bracegirdle 526 0 Feb 4 2016, 5:14pm
       "You cannot pass!" said Gandalf haltingly. / Darkstone 523 0 Feb 4 2016, 5:19pm
       "The first and last of Nerdanel's children had the reddish hair of her kin," said Tolkien gingerly. / Darkstone 521 0 Feb 4 2016, 5:33pm
       Collapse “Hey! Let’s go on another adventure.” Bilbo requested. // Bracegirdle 519 4 Feb 4 2016, 5:48pm
           Collapse "I kindle the stars," twinkled Varda // dormouse 510 1 Feb 4 2016, 7:02pm
               “Yea, but I created Ormal and Illuin.” said Aulë brightly. // Bracegirdle 500 0 Feb 4 2016, 8:58pm
           Collapse "I'm putting the Fellowshio back together!" Frodo rejoined// noWizardme 487 1 Feb 4 2016, 9:31pm
               Boromir, posthumously was invited to the Fellowship reunion but stiffed it as a no-show. [Sorry!] // Bracegirdle 479 0 Feb 4 2016, 10:24pm
       "My love of battle is sated so now I cut wood," said Sador, haltingly // dormouse 507 0 Feb 4 2016, 7:09pm
       "My arm hurts!' snapped Eowyn. oliphaunt 494 0 Feb 4 2016, 9:11pm
       Collapse "You should try using that Palantir with a search engine. I'm a big fan of the Microsof one" said Sauron probingly. // noWizardme 491 2 Feb 4 2016, 9:24pm
           Collapse “Palantir in use – please try later.” texted Microsof sympathetically. // Bracegirdle 486 1 Feb 4 2016, 9:39pm
               Ha! (Now I'm imagining Saruman had a magic 8 ball really!) // noWizardme 484 0 Feb 4 2016, 9:42pm
       Collapse "Here's a cold compress for that injury, Treebeard" said Merry enticingly. // noWizardme 485 2 Feb 4 2016, 9:40pm
           Collapse Enticingly!? ENTICINGLY!? Award for worst/best pun. (groan/laugh/groan/laugh) // Lissuin 471 1 Feb 4 2016, 11:41pm
               (I was after an 'enticingly' one involving covering Treebeard with cake icing ('frosting'). But it kept sounding like *very specialised * fan fiction :) ) // noWizardme 567 0 Feb 5 2016, 9:30am
       "It's hard to see me when I stand tall and still" said Treebeard post-impressionistically. // noWizardme 482 0 Feb 4 2016, 9:45pm
       "I'm done with eking out the food. Let's eat all the elm as now!" Said Sam irrationally. // noWizardme 482 0 Feb 4 2016, 9:57pm
       Collapse “If you please, stable that horse on the fore-deck.” directed Cirdan with a bow. // Bracegirdle 476 2 Feb 4 2016, 10:40pm
           "I will lead the Noldor out of this blessed realm," vowed Feanor with a curse. // dormouse 472 0 Feb 4 2016, 11:31pm
           "I'll put it at the very front of the ship" replied Gandalf proudly // noWizardme 567 0 Feb 5 2016, 9:40am
       "The Palantir never lies," insisted Denethor, ill-advisedly // dormouse 472 0 Feb 4 2016, 11:32pm
       Little Joe and Hoss did the Springle-ring while Ben twirled. // Bracegirdle 574 0 Feb 5 2016, 1:59am
       “This is most unsavory!” said Frodo tastelessly of Herb’s stewed rabbit. // Bracegirdle 572 0 Feb 5 2016, 2:12am
       "I don't know any coniferous ents" Treebeard opined. // noWizardme 567 0 Feb 5 2016, 9:32am
       "We've got a hideout behind a waterfall!" Faramir gushed. // noWizardme 567 0 Feb 5 2016, 9:34am
       Collapse "So, I rub this on and it makes your hair curl?" Treebeard asked Fimbrethil permanently // noWizardme 567 2 Feb 5 2016, 9:37am
           Collapse Treebeard spruced-up before asking Fimbrethil: “Wood you care to try for an Entling?” // Bracegirdle 556 1 Feb 5 2016, 1:20pm
               "You would not dare say that if I were holding Aiglos," said Gil-galad, pointedly. // dormouse 554 0 Feb 5 2016, 2:21pm
       "What do you take me for, a garbage incinerator?!" Mount Doom erupted. // noWizardme 568 0 Feb 5 2016, 9:46am
       Collapse "Play me more of your electronic dance music characterized by hypnotic rhythms and sounds." said Treebeard, entranced // noWizardme 566 1 Feb 5 2016, 10:15am
           "It's like a jungle sometimes: It makes me wonder how I keep from going under..." Grandmaster Treebeard entrapped. // noWizardme 564 0 Feb 5 2016, 10:22am
       Collapse The sweet fragrance of baking cram wafted across the water from the Esgaroth Olfactory. // Bracegirdle 562 2 Feb 5 2016, 12:37pm
           Collapse (Wow, I thought that olfactory was modernised ages ago!) // noWizardme 560 1 Feb 5 2016, 12:51pm
               Nay, the gov’ment hadn’t crammed in yet! :) // Bracegirdle 557 0 Feb 5 2016, 1:18pm
       “Roäc, if you please. Fly a message to Dáin.” crowed Thorin. “Nevermore!” quoth the Raven. // Bracegirdle 553 0 Feb 5 2016, 3:03pm
       "I should have taken Roac's advice. Farwell, Master Burglar!" croaked Thorin oliphant 548 0 Feb 5 2016, 4:13pm
       Collapse "White! It serves as a beginning!" sneered Saruman colourfully. // dormouse 543 1 Feb 5 2016, 4:21pm
           “My o my, look at that rainbow.” said Saruman of Many Colors. Bracegirdle 532 0 Feb 5 2016, 7:51pm
       "Whee! I'm off for a journey on my rabbit-powered sledge!" cackled Radagast trippily. // noWizardme 542 0 Feb 5 2016, 4:25pm
       "Come now people. Surely this fine piece of furniture has more value than that!” appraised Mr Grubb. // Bracegirdle 529 0 Feb 5 2016, 8:59pm
       Come spend the winter in my house!" said Beorn abidingly. Otaku-sempai 520 0 Feb 6 2016, 12:46am
       Collapse “I think I may have a carbuncle!” erupted Lotho (Pimple) Sackville-Baggins boilingly. Bracegirdle 515 2 Feb 6 2016, 4:30am
         Collapse Noooooooooooooooo! // Lissuin 503 1 Feb 6 2016, 8:48am
               YES! Bracegirdle 1073 0 Feb 6 2016, 1:51pm
       Collapse "Come in, hobbits, come in! We like parties!" admitted Goldberry oliphaunt 503 1 Feb 6 2016, 12:13pm
           Good 'un! / Darkstone 1017 0 Feb 8 2016, 5:30pm
       “Please send by Quick Post.” relayed Bilbo hastily. . . . Bracegirdle 1068 0 Feb 6 2016, 2:41pm
       “You cannot pass?” queried Gandalf to a squatting Gimli. Bracegirdle 1054 0 Feb 7 2016, 1:22am
       Collapse "....go now and speed well," was Bard's parting shot // dormouse 1046 1 Feb 7 2016, 2:15pm
           “Come on baby light my pyre!” said Denethor to his servants heatedly. // Bracegirdle 1044 0 Feb 7 2016, 5:14pm
       And the squabble raged swiftly down by the Donnybrook Stream near Rushy, Eastfarthing. // Bracegirdle 1031 0 Feb 8 2016, 4:00am
       "So Gimli... where is this Mirrormere?" Samwise pondered. // grammaboodawg 1024 0 Feb 8 2016, 10:14am
       “But, I know where we can get some ships!” Fëanor barged in craftily. // Bracegirdle 1019 0 Feb 8 2016, 2:28pm
       "Where's my bag of Old Toby?!?" puffed Pippin // grammaboodawg 1016 0 Feb 8 2016, 5:20pm
       "Oi! They're catapulting blocks of walls....ooof" cried the unfortunate Orc flatly. // grammaboodawg 1017 0 Feb 8 2016, 5:25pm
       "Ok, gollum. You better hold up your end of the bargain," supported Sam. // grammaboodawg 1015 0 Feb 8 2016, 5:29pm
       "The Strawheads took our land!", said the Dunlendings wildly. / Darkstone 1015 0 Feb 8 2016, 5:29pm
       "Shire! Baggins!" fingered Gollum. / Darkstone 1015 0 Feb 8 2016, 5:33pm
       “Sing hey! for the bath at close of day!” sang Pippin bubblingly. // Bracegirdle 1011 0 Feb 8 2016, 6:53pm
       “Testing – one, two, three. This is only a test!” broadcasted the Chief Palantir of Osgiliath. // Bracegirdle 1007 0 Feb 8 2016, 7:10pm
       “Redhorn has defeated us! We must attempt Moria!” recoursed Gandalf darkly. // Bracegirdle 993 0 Feb 9 2016, 2:55pm
       “Halt! Admission is not permitted beyond this point!” charged the Bounder. Bracegirdle 988 0 Feb 10 2016, 12:36pm

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