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  Expand entire thread When did you first read the Silmarillion? OldestDaughter 4852 75 Oct 22 2016, 3:25pm Jump to last post in thread (by OldestDaughter)

  Collapse Scenes From The Hat Alassėa Eruvande 681 75 Dec 16 2010, 2:36pm Jump to last post in thread (by Darkstone)
       Don't touch the "water" if you are less than three centuries old. // sador 310 0 Dec 16 2010, 3:00pm
       Dress up like an orc and jump out from behind a bush and yell BOO!\\ silneldor 311 0 Dec 16 2010, 3:00pm
       Have the Elven scribe make a copy of a certain part of your anatomy. / Darkstone 306 0 Dec 16 2010, 3:23pm
       Sample the Egg Nog (carries a First Age best before date). // SirDennisC 306 0 Dec 16 2010, 3:24pm
       Collapse Burp the Song of Eärendil / Darkstone 305 1 Dec 16 2010, 3:32pm
           Hawww!! // Ethel Duath 283 0 Dec 17 2010, 4:13am
       Come out in a toga with a fruit cake and yell 'FOOD FIGHT!'\\ silneldor 301 0 Dec 16 2010, 4:11pm
       Show up in a Santa costume that looks too dwarvish // Oiotįri 301 0 Dec 16 2010, 4:14pm
       Telling that funny story about Celeborn and some dwarf-women....// weaver 302 0 Dec 16 2010, 4:17pm
       Ask Celeborn how things are going with the ol' lady. / SirDennisC 302 0 Dec 16 2010, 4:27pm
       Collapse Mistaking Galadriel's well for the punch bowl...// weaver 331 1 Dec 16 2010, 5:36pm
           Hahaha! Ethel Duath 311 0 Dec 17 2010, 4:14am
       Collapse Show up in a Santa costume and yell "All you elves get back to work!" // Aunt Dora Baggins 316 3 Dec 16 2010, 8:35pm
           Collapse *snert* good one Auntie. / SirDennisC 288 1 Dec 17 2010, 1:53am
               Yes, i had a one of those too. 2nd that.\\ silneldor 282 0 Dec 17 2010, 3:33am
           Heeheeheeheehee!! Ethel Duath 284 0 Dec 17 2010, 4:12am
       Collapse Repeatedly asking "Tell me, where is Santa for I much desire to speak with him" then laughing hysterically. / Darkstone 310 2 Dec 16 2010, 9:16pm
         Collapse That post made ME laugh hysterically!!!! Amazing post Darkstone!!! Mind if I use it for a sig?// Gimli'sBox 294 1 Dec 17 2010, 1:46am
               Sure. Darkstone 292 0 Dec 17 2010, 2:16pm
       Brag about YOUR cookie recipe // Oiotįri 324 0 Dec 16 2010, 9:21pm
       Repeatedly playing the recording "Jingle Bells" by Saruman and His Singing Wargs. / Darkstone 352 0 Dec 16 2010, 9:34pm
       Tell Galadriel that the Christmas dress she picked is less than flattering.// Gimli'sBox 288 0 Dec 17 2010, 1:44am
       Send Galadriel an anonymous note saying "I know what you did in the First Age." // squire 291 0 Dec 17 2010, 1:46am
       Collapse Sing "Deck the halls tra-la-la-lally." / SirDennisC 292 1 Dec 17 2010, 1:55am
           *mods up* // Aunt Dora Baggins 330 0 Dec 17 2010, 5:02am
       Don't bring fruitcake. They still haven't eaten the one they were given at their very first Christmas party.// Silverlode 317 0 Dec 17 2010, 2:04am
       look at the Lady expectantly after building an open fire// batik 311 0 Dec 17 2010, 5:50am
       "Elves," grumbled Spam. "Now I'm not saying Sorhed is right, but I'm not a-saying he's wrong, neither, if you get my drift." // sador 304 0 Dec 17 2010, 6:17am
       Dye the waters of the Nimrodel green StarElf 317 0 Dec 17 2010, 6:26am
       Collapse *no* bells--'cos every time a bell rings, a balrog gets his wings// batik 311 21 Dec 17 2010, 7:06am
           Collapse What if the bells are metaphorical? dernwyn 298 20 Dec 17 2010, 11:10am
               Collapse oh, had to chime in with that metaphorical stuff, huh? batik 271 19 Dec 18 2010, 6:08am
                   Collapse Yes, it has ap-peal! // dernwyn 260 18 Dec 18 2010, 12:26pm
                       Collapse Are there more puns, or is this the bell lap? Ethel Duath 260 17 Dec 18 2010, 6:01pm
                           Collapse But all has not yet been toll'd! // dernwyn 244 16 Dec 18 2010, 9:24pm
                               Collapse I guess all those punning ding-a-lings reached the end of their rope. / Darkstone 245 15 Dec 19 2010, 2:47pm
                                   Collapse Are you saying we are cracked? / SirDennisC 227 14 Dec 19 2010, 3:09pm
                                       Collapse Don't stop--please carillon . . . // Ethel Duath 225 2 Dec 19 2010, 8:26pm
                                           Collapse You don't want this to be the fi-knell line? // dernwyn 258 1 Dec 20 2010, 2:18am
                                               Not until everyone rings in (heeheeheehee . . .) Ethel Duath 239 0 Dec 20 2010, 3:27am
                                     Cracking...not cracked yet. And proud of it!// Gimli'sBox 211 0 Dec 20 2010, 3:19am
                                       Collapse Oh, they are both cracked. sador 222 9 Dec 20 2010, 9:41am
                                           Collapse *snigger* dernwyn 209 5 Dec 20 2010, 5:04pm
                                               Collapse Done. (See above) Ethel Duath 202 4 Dec 20 2010, 5:24pm
                                                   Collapse Riiight. dernwyn 203 3 Dec 20 2010, 5:31pm
                                                       Collapse Don't worry, Ethel Duath 206 2 Dec 20 2010, 5:35pm
                                                           Collapse This may blow you out of the water Gimli'sBox 219 1 Dec 20 2010, 6:52pm
                                                               Ha ha! Touche :) // Ethel Duath 198 0 Dec 20 2010, 7:47pm
                                           Collapse I shall cherish this compliment Ethel Duath 214 2 Dec 20 2010, 5:22pm
                                               Collapse Sador's words resonate but for whom do they toll? // SirDennisC 193 1 Dec 20 2010, 11:24pm
                                                   Verily, fair orc! They toll for thee! StarElf 186 0 Dec 22 2010, 3:56pm
       Don't spike the punch with the Gaffer's home brew // grammaboodawg 289 0 Dec 17 2010, 9:58am
       Collapse Ask Galadriel for some of her hair as a Christmas present, and say Feanor sent you. // Patty 292 1 Dec 17 2010, 1:29pm
           *laughs*, good one Patty! Don't tell her you are really gonna give it to locks of love. Gimli'sBox 287 0 Dec 17 2010, 2:05pm
       Dance too close to Arwen // NottaSackville 280 0 Dec 17 2010, 2:07pm
       Leave a gift box marked "To Galadriel from Frodo" under the Christmas tree. / SirDennisC 277 0 Dec 17 2010, 4:02pm
       Collapse Would that be a nice, jewelry box, perhaps, errmmm, ring-sized? // NottaSackville 274 2 Dec 17 2010, 4:04pm
           Collapse Exactly ;) // SirDennisC 276 1 Dec 17 2010, 4:05pm
               Perhaps for Christmas I'll get a lesson in how to reply to a post properly... // NottaSackville 271 0 Dec 17 2010, 6:54pm
       Ask Galadriel to do her Dark Queen impression. / SirDennisC 276 0 Dec 17 2010, 4:05pm
       Try to hang ornaments on Galadriel after she turns green./ L. Ron Halfelven 270 0 Dec 17 2010, 7:02pm
       Collapse Wreck the Halls with Wargs and Goblins StarElf 268 7 Dec 18 2010, 6:20am
           Collapse T'is the reason for such folly... grammaboodawg 267 6 Dec 18 2010, 11:48am
               Collapse Don we now our Grey apparel... grammaboodawg 265 5 Dec 18 2010, 11:49am
                   Collapse Troll in ancient Arnor barrow dernwyn 271 4 Dec 18 2010, 12:36pm
                       Collapse See the blazing Jewel before us, Ethel Duath 267 3 Dec 18 2010, 6:04pm
                           Collapse Swipe the harp, flee to the forest, Ethel Duath 242 2 Dec 18 2010, 6:05pm
                               Collapse Blow the Deeping Wall to pieces SirDennisC 232 1 Dec 19 2010, 3:15pm
                                   Toss the Ring and beat it homeward grammaboodawg 226 0 Dec 19 2010, 3:55pm
       Run around with their best plates and yell... Wraith Buster 241 0 Dec 19 2010, 12:25am
       Collapse MORE Scenes From the Hat! Alassėa Eruvande 192 4 Dec 23 2010, 5:29pm
           Old Troll: "A bit o' fresh meat will go down sweet!" sador 172 0 Dec 23 2010, 5:54pm
           Dear Santa, Why have I never seen you and Tom Bombadill in the same place? // NottaSackville 169 0 Dec 23 2010, 6:22pm
           "Running dog oppressor of the Elvish proletariat your days are numbered! But until then could you please send me a pony?" / Darkstone 212 0 Dec 23 2010, 7:24pm
           "Your list of good little boys and girls grows thin! So could I have the extra presents?" / Darkstone 130 0 Dec 23 2010, 9:42pm

  Expand entire thread The Hobbit magazine with content by TORn Magpie 19240 75 Oct 25 2012, 3:03pm Jump to last post in thread (by Annael)

  Expand entire thread What are the orcs doing now? Rembrethil 6413 75 Sep 20 2013, 5:12pm Jump to last post in thread (by Brethil)

  Expand entire thread SAST Quiz #1 Roheryn 6625 75 Feb 4 2013, 8:03am Jump to last post in thread (by Roheryn)

  Expand entire thread I Believe Middle Earth Exists (Well Sort Of) MartyB 5201 74 Jun 30 2012, 8:16am Jump to last post in thread (by imin)

  Expand entire thread TheOneRing.net to unplug, sail into The West News from Bree 7022 74 Apr 2 2015, 9:51pm Jump to last post in thread (by Meneldor)

  Expand entire thread TIME - February 17 grammaboodawg 2740 74 Feb 23 2009, 5:07pm Jump to last post in thread (by grammaboodawg)

  Expand entire thread Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories Ataahua 5484 74 Jun 9 2010, 5:21am Jump to last post in thread (by SmeagoloftheStoors)

  Expand entire thread Tips for reading The Silmarillion? DesiringDragons 3058 74 Aug 1 2012, 7:42pm Jump to last post in thread (by Elizabeth)

  Expand entire thread anyone feeling just a little sad? a.s. 15273 74 Feb 22 2007, 8:49pm Jump to last post in thread (by Timbo_mbadil)

  Expand entire thread TIME - July 10 grammaboodawg 9213 74 Jul 31 2010, 4:36pm Jump to last post in thread (by dernwyn)

  Expand entire thread Why it is taking me years to read the Silmarillion Smeagirl/Girllum 5302 73 Jun 14 2007, 11:13am Jump to last post in thread (by Nuradar)

  Expand entire thread TIME - October 25 grammaboodawg 2130 73 Nov 2 2007, 10:10am Jump to last post in thread (by grammaboodawg)

  Expand entire thread Scenes From The Hat Alassėa Eruvande 3352 73 May 16 2010, 4:12am Jump to last post in thread (by GAndyalf)
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